Juiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10

Apr 6, 2021
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with Tom Segura! THINGS GET WILD! The boys talk about steroids and how they wish athletes were just allowed to use them! MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN. Chris talks about the side effects he had from his steroid use. How much better you feel after you loose weight. Leading man face best friend bodies. Tom and Chris talk about how much it sucks to be embarrassed of your body. They share a few stories about how their bodies have embarrassed them over the years. Some WILD stories about Chris' dad. Chris thought Tom was from Ecuador but he's not! Chris read him facts about Ecuador anyway. 48 LAWS OF POWER gets real this week. Then they close out the show on an anxiety tuesday break about how Tom was affected by the BRUTAL injury he had recently.
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    chrisdcomedychrisdcomedy7 days ago
    • Chrissy...Que te pica mi amor? Miss you Bbcito...😘

      Impossible is Just An OpinionImpossible is Just An Opinion2 days ago
    • YASSSSS!! 😚

      Jordan JaeJordan Jae3 days ago

      Andrew SykesAndrew Sykes3 days ago
    • @chrisdcomedy - why are you shouting, we’re all right here

      Costone90Costone904 days ago
    • @Bittaminsooo stoked

      Dave HockenberryDave Hockenberry4 days ago
  • Half the episode was ads lol

    L5P JPL5P JP3 hours ago
  • Lmao 💀 💀 Leroy

    Jesse SantosJesse Santos5 hours ago
  • Come to Denver Chrissy bitch hips

    Robert FogliaRobert Foglia7 hours ago
  • Chrissy totally looks like he lost weight. Or is it the tan?

    Stacey ArmesStacey Armes16 hours ago
  • wow, Tom has a guy who talks more than Bernt Chrysler on a Podcast with him! What if Bernt and Destafno do a pod together ? Will the universe end ??????

    Z CorrupterZ Corrupter16 hours ago
  • Is this guy on speed on top of roids? 😆

    Jorge HernandezJorge Hernandez20 hours ago
  • Toms so chill every time he goes on a podcast he turns into the host 😂

    Ysabella CYsabella C21 hour ago
  • 4mgs of nicotine is actually pretty intense for a gum, lol

    Enders GoneEnders Gone22 hours ago
  • I cant believe Brenda Schaub can compete with this guy... Chrissie is hilarious!!!

    D. AlmeidaD. Almeida22 hours ago
  • You’re Everywhere Babe!! ... Chrissy Content!!

    Paul MPaul M23 hours ago
    • I think i should reply to me , soo that i can see how fucking loose I’ve got again .. on my first week off the goodtimes 😅

      Paul MPaul M23 hours ago
  • Discovered you thru Tommy Bunz and love your stuff. Hilarious💚🤘subbed

    RuthlessRogCBDRuthlessRogCBDDay ago
  • I hope Chrissy Chaos take roids again and hires Tank Sinatra to train and gets fucking Yoked and gets movie a big part. Then when he’s on a talk show instead of saying blah blah 2 sessions a day chicken and broccoli he can just be like Steroids bro everyone’s on steroids.

    James WinterJames WinterDay ago
  • We don't deserve Chris!!! I've been putting so many of my friends on him. Dude is just so naturally funny.

    Jordan VeillonJordan VeillonDay ago
  • I just imagine mac’s dad from always sunny every time chris talks about his father

    Daniel DominkushDaniel DominkushDay ago
  • A lil ad heavy but content is epic.

    jayknight139jayknight139Day ago
  • Two unfunny's don't make a funny.

    CursiveCursiveDay ago
  • Nobody ever told Chrissy Manboobs that steroids causes tits in men?

    MotherAceMotherAceDay ago
  • we all know Tim Dillon is only coming to LA to pod with Chris

    JJDay ago
  • This is one of my favorite podcasts! CHRISSY CHAOS IS A KING! YASSSSS!

    Michael The ChairmanMichael The ChairmanDay ago
  • Get a little closer to that mic Tommy! 😂

    Michael The ChairmanMichael The ChairmanDay ago
  • I believe that Chris has tried, but try, try again, cuz YOUR LIFE IS WORHTY OF an award winning Comedy - is whichever form you see fit (you can ‘SELL IT’) - cash in , Make Dadddy proud - OMG!!! YOU HAVE TO CONNECT your DAD (Chris) with Cigar DAVE, “THE GENERAL” who Broadcasts via Radio Staions from Tampa, to Buffalo , NY every Saturday from 12noon to 2pm Eastern Time - IS ALL OLD SCHOOL PATRIACH, RESPECT!!!! Great Cigars if Dad is down to smoke or, a great whiskey/bourdon/cognac ..... CHRIST CHRISS, details DONT MATTER .. ARE THE PERSONALITIES- YOUR DAD & CIGAL General or CORNAL DAVE ” is the most OLD SCHOOL, PATRIARCHAL MAN, LIVING IN FL - ARRANGE IT - and Make IT HAPPEN FOR YOUR DAD!, CHRIS!!!! IS THE LEAST YOU Can DO = WIL BE EPIC!!! GET YOUR PEOPLE to reach DAVE’s radio People (i believe based in Tampa) ... and JUST, GET IT DONE, CHRISSY!! YOU”LL make YOURE DAD THE HAPPIEST MAN ON THE PLANET. -- Promise ME YOU WILL HOOK HIM UP W/ the Coronal!!!! yOU owe it to you’re DAD; Distefano! Get it DONE!!!! - you can hold it over him for years (not jk, will BE PERFECT, given what I KNOW OF YOUR DAD’s PERSONALITY!!!!! I’m going to hound ya! SO DONT MAKE ME!!!!!! I SWEAR, I LISTEN EVERY SATURDAY AFTERNOON via, old SCHOOL , AM ‘TALK RADIO” - Now I’ve missed a few months, this year BUT THAT’s NOT YOUR EXCUSE ,,, SO DO IT!!! We gonna be fckin your ASS , til I hear DiSTEFANO/ SR. Over the AM Radio Waves on Saturday NoON - 2pm!!! THIS IS A SACREMNT!!!! GET IT DONE CRHISSY!!!!! NO EXCUXES!!!!! IS MEANT TO BE, IS YOUR DAD”S LEGACY WAITING FOR HIM TO COME!!!! General (Cigar DAVE) , General, Col ... whatever - Cigar DAVE!!! AM RADIO, Sat noon - 2pm -- GET THIS TO CHRISSY BEFORE HIS FATHER FINDS OUT, it’ll Break his heart! We CANT let that Happen! - ON USworlds - @Cigar Dave - USworlds channel: Cigar Dave Show

    Susan ThursdaysSusan ThursdaysDay ago
  • Big bro can you do a podcast with your dad please

    Carlito Uptown 👟Carlito Uptown 👟Day ago
  • Are we sure Adam Sandler isn’t Chrissys Dad...🧐

    Jason MoserJason MoserDay ago
  • Papa Distefano moved to Florida and didn’t say nothing based on rule #3!

    Samuel GraebeSamuel GraebeDay ago
  • Fuck man I wish they had more time!! Both these guys can click with anybody and they had perfect energy together. Sucks they had to rush it at the end. We need Ecuadorian Sénior Segura round 2

    Micah JamesMicah JamesDay ago
  • Those zoom in reaction shots are just **chefs kiss** mwah, what every podcast needs. Nice touch Chrissy Chaos.

    cybertreecybertreeDay ago
  • To be honest toms injury got me to start losing weight, doing mobility shit and stretching cause he got fuuuuuuuuucked

    Anthony PelletierAnthony PelletierDay ago
  • I enjoy listening to Chris but I have to listen to him at 25% volume to not get ear cancer. Much love from Sweden.

    JohnJohnDay ago
  • You can definitely carry an episode fully solo, like burr or theo, I hope you'll try it at some point.

    Michael KMichael KDay ago
  • I wonder what Chrissy’s dad would say about Tom weeping because he had a broken bone 🏳️‍🌈

    Jordan WoodJordan Wood2 days ago
  • Words to rebuild the nation: "Some people should just shut the fuck up..."

    Andrew WhiteAndrew White2 days ago
  • I love Chrissy Chaos, fast paced, info driven, energy! Makes me feel awake.

    Andrew WhiteAndrew White2 days ago
  • Juicing = small pee pee dont ever admit on air

    EDDOEDDO2 days ago
  • this fk is the definition of "loud is funny" so annoying

    MagottxMagottx2 days ago
  • I need more Chrissy podcasts. Laughing my ass off while driving by myself.

    DaveDave2 days ago
  • Brent looks in good shape today

    BaracussBaracuss2 days ago
  • Who tf cuts your hair bro? My pops hates it when I look like a bitch..

    Josh AndersonJosh Anderson2 days ago
  • Let me be a guest. Your father is fucking hilarious.

    Josh AndersonJosh Anderson2 days ago
  • Roids=puffy nipples

    Rob PaneRob Pane2 days ago
  • Ayyy Chrissy, were you doing P.T at the Hospital for Special Surgery, back in 2013-16?

    Tyler MulvihillTyler Mulvihill2 days ago
  • side effect : of steroides tities

    Heitor AlvesHeitor Alves2 days ago
  • Is Chris's parents Adam Sandler and Ben Affleck??

    michael coelhomichael coelho2 days ago
  • It's this running at 120% speed or are the on cocaine?

    Rob KoshaRob Kosha2 days ago
  • In 2021 does Distefano only have 10 episodes in his podcast. Little late to the game no? You gonna invest in Apple now also?

    David Lloyd MillerDavid Lloyd Miller2 days ago
  • So good!

    Ross HartRoss Hart2 days ago
  • Get fat or Chris Pratt

    Caitie WCaitie W2 days ago
  • fucking pure entertainment. thanks Tom and Chris.

    enlightenedappleenlightenedapple2 days ago
  • This energy is great

    Angie bAngie b2 days ago
  • 2 dad bods I could get around

    Angie bAngie b2 days ago
  • my name isn't common so it feels so weird when i hear strangers say it

    lucy evelynlucy evelyn2 days ago
  • Back Acne and Hair Loss and Gyno other then that just do your research and work hard!

    Jack LandonJack Landon2 days ago
  • full idiocracy

    Stoke HeartStoke Heart2 days ago
  • "48 laws of power" is an awesome book to read fyi

    Michael McGrathMichael McGrath2 days ago
  • Chrissy d the big body shotty abusing tommys lobby, it is what it is

    Simon LeakSimon Leak2 days ago
  • I guess I really did come here to watch Tom Segura talk for a whole 5 mins

    Tiffany WolfeTiffany Wolfe2 days ago
  • holy shit your outro is really similar to dunkey's this is a chicken wing. that non-copyright music

    bryquanbryquan3 days ago
  • Call black coffee George floyd. Cream would be shouvin. Lmao!

    SUP BROSUP BRO3 days ago
  • That one unexpected close up of Tom at @10:06 has me crying

    DIVINEDIVINE3 days ago
  • Don’t do it! Steroids = no balls

    C AC A3 days ago
  • “Oh man, yeah, if my pops could read he’d be reading everyday.” 😂 😂

    Adriel CompeanAdriel Compean3 days ago
  • Doesn’t make a dent! Is this the right Chris?

    X. Y.X. Y.3 days ago
  • Come on chris tell us are you really Marvin Vittori#ufc 😁😁

    Macy VMacy V3 days ago
  • Something tells me that black people in Ecuador aren't called African-American.

    Aaron CuttingAaron Cutting3 days ago
  • My fitness pal for real works. I was 330lbs now I'm 250 and going

    Ray WhiteRay White3 days ago
  • I'm convinced his dad is Karl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    Matt GrafmullerMatt Grafmuller3 days ago
  • 41:20 now imagine not being able to pay for any of it, especially PT. Then the doc gives you pain killers and pushes you out the door.

    William CuttingWilliam Cutting3 days ago

    ObiPwnShinobiObiPwnShinobi3 days ago
  • Where has this been all my life?

    Force GeekForce Geek3 days ago
  • The big guy paradox. Every skinny guy wants to be big. Every big guy wants to be skinny. I’m 230. Same everyone thinks I’m shredded. Best friend bod gang

    Jon FJon F3 days ago
  • i love this guy his awsome

    hardcore tjhardcore tj3 days ago
  • This is worlds better than 2Bears.

    James FuquaJames Fuqua3 days ago
  • I didn’t know any of that about physical therapists. You guys should do an episode going in depth on that whole topic. Speaking from a patient perspective and a therapists perspective, throw Dr. Drew in there...

    Savannah Cranford GonzalesSavannah Cranford Gonzales3 days ago
  • Oh man, can’t wait to hear the same content as the last 3 weeks on every other podcast in their same circle jerk

    Jeremy DuddlesJeremy Duddles3 days ago
  • said my hometown of waukegan wrong lmaooo

    Cloutless BafoonCloutless Bafoon3 days ago
  • 6:42 hahahahahhaahah

    IGORIGOR3 days ago
  • Honestly I think if Chris would die his hair blue he'd have much more success! 💙

    Jesse SmithJesse Smith3 days ago
  • Chris is easily one of the funniest, most charismatic comics I've ever seen

    CalypsoRazCalypsoRaz3 days ago
  • That last line!! Nice joke Christopher

    Tyler PettyTyler Petty3 days ago
  • Love how Chris is starting to get his just dues my dude deserves everything coming to him. Love this dude.

    Ron WardRon Ward3 days ago
  • Here comes the more plates more dates reaction

    Lance DuggarLance Duggar3 days ago
  • I personally believe a little bit of steroids would be good for everyone.

    The Dwight MambaThe Dwight Mamba3 days ago
  • bro, the guy in the background is literally dying.

    balduurbalduur3 days ago
  • Had Tom Segura on and just talked about his own childhood again for the 1000th time.... Genius....

    opticalcanineopticalcanine3 days ago
  • These two could have a weekly podcast that would absolutely crush. WINSTROL BOYS LETS GOOOOOO

    Marko519Marko5193 days ago
  • I had no idea this was going to be 45 mins of girl talk

    Reclaiming Manhood WadeReclaiming Manhood Wade3 days ago
  • He should have his dad on.

    John HatchellJohn Hatchell3 days ago
  • Love every bit of this, love even how he advertises. Every single second is just perfect. Looking forward to every new episode

    Eki RokiEki Roki3 days ago
  • Bruce is looking good

    Tim JacksTim Jacks3 days ago
  • Chrissy poo’s life is pure comedy!

    Mohawkris MorrisonMohawkris Morrison3 days ago
  • Loose Lips Sink Ships.

    Mohawkris MorrisonMohawkris Morrison3 days ago
  • Love the pod hate the book segment lol sorry boo

    Destin GDestin G3 days ago
  • Dam he just rambles on an on lol, least he's not boring I guess. The husky lesbian.

    Chase ElmoreChase Elmore3 days ago
  • Loved it✌❤

    Scott HarveyScott Harvey4 days ago
  • Chrissy chaos is my new favourite comedian 😂

    Ryan OloanRyan Oloan4 days ago
  • Came so much thanks bro

    David YDavid Y4 days ago
  • s/o to Chrissy Chaos' fast talk mentality for turning a 2-hour podcast into a solid 45-min lol

    Brian LangumBrian Langum4 days ago
  • Somebody get more plates more dates to explain steroids to these guys lmao

    Ezra RatiganEzra Ratigan4 days ago
  • I like how I pay USworlds so I don't have adverts but still have to skip through them every 10 minutes fuck

    Simon CartwrightSimon Cartwright4 days ago
  • Walk - keegle- en. Illinois

    Nik CharlestonNik Charleston4 days ago