Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

Jan 16, 2021
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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Comments
  • Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️

    Rosanna PansinoRosanna PansinoMonth ago
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      Xzander GravesXzander Graves18 hours ago
    • @Xzander Graves nah I am good Also it's fine, he is the most loved individual in the world cause christianity and catholicism has 3 billion members

      that one guy with the voicethat one guy with the voice19 hours ago
    • @that one guy with the voice It's all glory to God. Jesus is not popular now so I just try to do my part fr. God bless Jesus loves you. Got any prayer requests?

      Xzander GravesXzander Graves19 hours ago
    • @Xzander Graves ight fair point, it is just odd to see it Odd but good

      that one guy with the voicethat one guy with the voiceDay ago
    • @that one guy with the voice But Jesus should be invited to anything.

      Xzander GravesXzander GravesDay ago
  • Technically Cows are supposed to eat grass not maize and if we used the same maize to feed humans we would have less of a hunger problem. Look it upp there's a cool video on it

    LazygirlLazygirl6 hours ago
  • This man that made Flamin Hot Cheetos is a God

    Anika LawyerAnika Lawyer10 hours ago
  • 7:46 Matpat had a beard?

    Eloy VegaEloy Vega11 hours ago
  • Is it is literally correct is it still a theory?

    lando deelando dee11 hours ago
  • i ate the subscribe button and subscribed before i ate it

    Jahvida Velazquez GonzalezJahvida Velazquez Gonzalez13 hours ago
  • There is the issue of Cheetos being a corporate product. If you said cheese puffs, sure...but generally a top tier culinary ingredient needs the chef not to be sued...

    Eliza WulfEliza Wulf13 hours ago
  • Cow food is good

    Hy LeHy Le13 hours ago
  • can we get him to make a corn flake episode?

    Sagan BriseboisSagan Brisebois18 hours ago
  • Cheetos plus funyuns equal delicious

    theFLCLguytheFLCLguy22 hours ago
  • Let’s go MONTIÑEZ!!!

    Zach OstroffZach Ostroff22 hours ago
  • So who's gonna put spices on graham crackers and become a billionaire

    whooflewhoofleDay ago
  • I watched a whole video about food I don't like. man I'm bored

    I'll pick up those balls for youI'll pick up those balls for youDay ago
  • Maybe I am a cow

    NazgûlNazgûlDay ago
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    marivee romeromarivee romeroDay ago
  • Believe it or not, I never had cheetos

    Therealfluff 123Therealfluff 123Day ago
  • Woooooooooooooooooooooôooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

    Nick a thiccNick a thiccDay ago
  • 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    potato on controllerpotato on controllerDay ago
  • How do you drop out of 4th grade

    Curly WhrlyCurly WhrlyDay ago
  • What about cheetos nuddelise

    Hamza ShahzadHamza ShahzadDay ago
  • I love flamin' hot cheetos, even though like most spicy food, it hurts to eat, I can't get enough of it.

    MegaOrwell1984MegaOrwell1984Day ago
  • Away

    Duck At GameStopDuck At GameStopDay ago
  • The Theorists just LOVE blowing our minds...

    N DN DDay ago
  • Moo

    The cabinet manThe cabinet man2 days ago
  • I've been making Hot Cheeto Omelets for years

    Noah BuieNoah Buie2 days ago
  • I don’t like Cheetos.

    Chris Or cjChris Or cj2 days ago
  • sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.

    BeastymcBeastymc2 days ago
  • As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.

    rgoidelrgoidel2 days ago
  • 30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"

    queloreparioquelorepario2 days ago
  • I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good

    Kk kpKk kp2 days ago
  • The crunchy ones are better!

    Lacey FisherLacey Fisher2 days ago
  • CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.

    ......................3 days ago
  • ok

    Cooper RileyCooper Riley3 days ago
  • cow

    Cooper RileyCooper Riley3 days ago
  • A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.

    Ezee Posse TVEzee Posse TV3 days ago
  • *continues to eat cheetos*

    T-RexXD225T-RexXD2253 days ago
  • I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now

    Caboose ProductionzCaboose Productionz3 days ago
  • Nani 5:45

    Big GiraffeBig Giraffe3 days ago
  • Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting

    Big GiraffeBig Giraffe3 days ago
  • Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this

    Queen puppy & King kittyQueen puppy & King kitty3 days ago
    • But great job on the vid!!

      Queen puppy & King kittyQueen puppy & King kitty3 days ago
  • Then I’m a cow I guess 😐

    Lindsay WizLindsay Wiz3 days ago
  • Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-

    DanielleDanielle3 days ago
  • Do you believe in God? And are you saved? If so go tell someone else and tell them to tell someone else if not then go read the Bible take Jesus as your saver. If you don't want to then well you don't have to....

    SuperFireTurtle14SuperFireTurtle143 days ago
  • they did make a mac and cheetos

    Mia Genevieve LefebvreMia Genevieve Lefebvre4 days ago
  • IM A ELITE GODLY JOCK 💯🏈‼️‼️🇹🇹💯🏈🏈

    Master AssassinMaster Assassin4 days ago
  • sure love Cheetos

    Sunny DaysSunny Days4 days ago
  • Omgggg

    The cool kid five Nights at freddysThe cool kid five Nights at freddys4 days ago
  • Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled

    Thommy JacksonaThommy Jacksona4 days ago
  • heck even cheetos sushi

    PhantomProductionsPhantomProductions4 days ago
  • Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3

    Hailee SeaboltHailee Seabolt4 days ago
  • Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy

    Shelbi Wallace-NuneryShelbi Wallace-Nunery4 days ago
  • Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats

    Sam HudsonSam Hudson5 days ago
  • We are the cattle that the powerful need

    Sam HudsonSam Hudson5 days ago
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    Gasper EnglemannGasper Englemann5 days ago
  • ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food

    Amanda BruceAmanda Bruce5 days ago
  • I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh

    pastelsnailpastelsnail5 days ago
  • "Subway bread is cake" Understandable "Pizza with more toppings weigh less" Ok, a little weird tho "Cheetos is cow food" *rethinks life*

    JV _JV _5 days ago
    • Just another day with MatPat

      JAM MartinezJAM Martinez4 days ago
    • Lol same

      pastelsnailpastelsnail5 days ago
  • This has to be the most American moment

    Davin PajueloDavin Pajuelo5 days ago
  • So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste

    AWCY?AWCY?5 days ago
  • chetos eat mor food

    a aa a5 days ago
  • Don cheetle. Lol.

    Mac TurnerMac Turner6 days ago
  • "Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow

    HudsonIronHudsonIron6 days ago
  • Mortal you dare call me a cow...

    Epic GamerEpic Gamer6 days ago
  • So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!

    Chloe SChloe S6 days ago
  • 4:46 look again a bfdi asset

    ryder russellryder russell6 days ago
  • 1:17 matpat if you use bfdi assets so much you should make a theory about it

    ryder russellryder russell6 days ago
  • Has anyone seen a video of someone actually eating a tidepod? I could never find one.

    Wabash15Wabash156 days ago
  • Owls Cheeze Doodles is the only cheese snack in the world that actualy taste good.. Cheetos are fucking horrible every single type

    Midtoker MariusMidtoker Marius6 days ago
  • Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*

    Krappy KalebKrappy Kaleb7 days ago
  • but theres a cheetah on the bag and not a cow so that would be hard

    Liam De La PortillaLiam De La Portilla7 days ago
  • it's fine if it's made for cows, I'm shaped like one

    ouistleplaysouistleplays7 days ago
  • OMG HI ROSANNA

    Tim StoffersTim Stoffers7 days ago
  • Pizza isn’t healthy but its made of cheese,sauce and dough

    Brovo 01Brovo 017 days ago
  • the definition of sushi is a bite sized food on a clump of rice so i can put a Cheeto on a thing of rice and call it sushi

    Ross HooverRoss Hoover7 days ago
  • moo

    Kbye BlehaKbye Bleha7 days ago
  • w h a t ? ? ?

    Conrad DavisConrad Davis8 days ago
  • What mouth does that remind me of... bfdi? No... bfb? No... NO. IT CAN’T BE. THE MEMEING BUT HAPPY FACE. How could you be so diabolical *this is a joke.*

    PermaFrostPermaFrost8 days ago
  • There is a Mac and cheese to where you can put some Cheetos non spicy or spicy into normal Mac n cheese any kind your comfortable with I prefer Kraft after the Mac And Cheese is made it Cheetos in or spicy in and you got yourself a extra cheesy or spice Mac and cheese.

    Joy BrockJoy Brock8 days ago
  • I love his beginning of every video “Hello Internet Welcome To Food Theory” I love it 😂

    Joy BrockJoy Brock8 days ago
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    Kathy De GusseméKathy De Gussemé8 days ago
  • you would think the cheto maskot would be a cow right or am i just werid

    Franklin TreadwellFranklin Treadwell8 days ago
  • That's why it tasted like carboard

    Cale SpeightCale Speight8 days ago
  • is it weird I'm eating hot Cheetos right now

    TheDarkKnightYTTheDarkKnightYT8 days ago
  • Are Wotsits and Cheetos the same thing? Except for the fact that Wotsits are C H O N K Y

    Polli GonnPolli Gonn8 days ago
  • fun fact lobsters were so used they were known as the cockroaches of the sea and served in prison

    死神_vivaan死神_vivaan8 days ago
  • Are cheetos the american version of wotsits or different?

    CandyvultureCandyvulture8 days ago
  • You have a wife! 😡

    Cillian LennonCillian Lennon9 days ago
  • i understand what you are saying but to me it would make more sense internationally if the product type was to become a proper fine dinning ingredient then the brand

    Gard Helgeland-RossavikGard Helgeland-Rossavik9 days ago
  • The cow should be their mascot., not some cheetah.

    Jesse StatlerJesse Statler9 days ago
  • I eat live cow food

    aldo plays robloxaldo plays roblox9 days ago
  • love the snack food for idiots. nearly choked on my Diet Coke when I heard it

    René MRené M9 days ago
  • I'm surprised MatPat didn't mention Ramen. How it's 12 cents a pack at the grocery store, but a single serving can set you back $7-$10 when purchased from a street vendor in Japan.

    Edward Lee MillerEdward Lee Miller9 days ago
  • The Adams Corporation (sing to Hamilton’s “The Adams Administration) How do cheese puffs, a byproduct, Accident of cow feed machines Fried up with some salty sheen Become so popular with us And gain a reputation WELCOME FOLKS, TO THE ADAMS CORPORATION

    Megan CampbellMegan Campbell9 days ago
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    rased raselrased rasel9 days ago
  • I think to make an expensive, high end cheeto, they're going to have to use the most expensive and most organic ingredients. But even if the ingredients are organic, it's not going to be expensive to make. Maybe the process of making a cheeto has to be more refined? I don't know

    jordan yuenjordan yuen9 days ago
  • C H E E T O xQcL

    FudgeMonkeyz69FudgeMonkeyz699 days ago
  • im wondering then... do they just give you a packet of cheetle for the chetos mac and cheese?

    Ash CarsoAsh Carso9 days ago
  • I hope they don’t become super fancy because I don’t want to pay 200$ for a bag of Cheetos. XD

    Why OhhhWhy Ohhh9 days ago
  • I hate cheese puffs any ways

    memes and ballsmemes and balls9 days ago
  • I tried a burger with hot Cheetos and can confirm is delicious

    Itz JosiahItz Josiah9 days ago
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