Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

Jan 19, 2021
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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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Recipe
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

Comments
  • Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

    MemonkeMemonke2 days ago
  • dats what good pussy sounds like

    C BC B2 days ago
  • I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

    gdlkgdlk2 days ago
  • So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

    Fay Anne Aura ArtsFay Anne Aura Arts2 days ago
  • 10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

    ClassyAFClassyAF2 days ago
  • As a Italian I can say this looks good

    James PrayterJames Prayter3 days ago
  • This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

    JRJR3 days ago
  • is your name jordan schlansky?

    Yonah2EYonah2E4 days ago
  • 3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

    BS CorvinBS Corvin4 days ago
  • yuh

    fantasia yoofantasia yoo4 days ago
  • *Italian Mac and Cheese*

    Ueu Ch.Ueu Ch.5 days ago
  • I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

    Kuka SimmonKuka Simmon5 days ago
  • wow i subscribed

    TylerTyler6 days ago
  • I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

    Harriet GoughHarriet Gough6 days ago
  • 0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

    SonyTheSunGodSonyTheSunGod7 days ago
  • My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

    Cesar RangelCesar Rangel7 days ago
  • ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

    DiamondJax08DiamondJax087 days ago
  • THE WAP DOE

    Common ArtCommon Art8 days ago
  • Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

    Wondie KgosiemangWondie Kgosiemang8 days ago
  • So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

    I Break ThingsI Break Things8 days ago
  • i have the same bed frame

    William SampsonWilliam Sampson9 days ago
  • Puncharini your dongoroni

    RazorblizRazorbliz9 days ago
  • I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

    Marcus EnosMarcus Enos10 days ago
  • I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

    Doge CoontDoge Coont10 days ago
  • Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

    tarfathewisetarfathewise10 days ago
  • Ah yes heart attack on plate

    Bartosz ZiółkowskiBartosz Ziółkowski11 days ago
  • "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

    Melissa Packard LavinMelissa Packard Lavin11 days ago
  • I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

    dépaysementdépaysement12 days ago
  • As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

    Craig GradyCraig Grady12 days ago
  • That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

    SwiftBlade4SwiftBlade412 days ago
  • The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

    seavisionseavision12 days ago
  • Hysterical!....great recipe!

    cbluecblue12 days ago
  • Looks good!

    Microwave cucumberMicrowave cucumber12 days ago
  • I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

    ROYAL_ TROYAL_ T13 days ago
  • The commentary 😆😆😆

    Nathan MendozaNathan Mendoza13 days ago
  • Heart burn heart burn burn burn

    Joe yorkJoe york13 days ago
  • Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

    Adrian KitsonAdrian Kitson13 days ago
  • 2:22 he is not wearing pants

    Fortune MogonegFortune Mogoneg13 days ago
  • My chest hurts wat thing this

    Gravy BGravy B13 days ago
  • Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

    simqbisimqbi14 days ago
  • I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

    Khams NoKhams No14 days ago
  • Butter fetish now a thing

    gaming Minecraftgaming Minecraft14 days ago
  • Ridiculous.

    Sue XoXoSue XoXo14 days ago
  • This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

    TheSmallzfryTheSmallzfry14 days ago
  • "Nice Dissolve"

    Lawrence KassabLawrence Kassab14 days ago
  • lol @ the keto gag

    JimmyBoogalooJimmyBoogaloo14 days ago
  • “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

    Erik KochErik Koch15 days ago
  • just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

    RooRoo15 days ago
  • i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

    BokenBoken16 days ago
  • butter fetish?

    GumGoblinGumGoblin16 days ago
  • Eggs

    Bob BobBob Bob16 days ago
  • Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

    Dexpo89Dexpo8916 days ago
  • Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

    Tobi PohanTobi Pohan16 days ago
  • "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

    Себастьян ФишерСебастьян Фишер16 days ago
  • Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

    The Panda BookkeeperThe Panda Bookkeeper16 days ago
  • "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

    JuliJuli16 days ago
  • Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

    DezimioDezimio16 days ago
  • DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD

    DiceyDicey16 days ago
  • Talk to yass tonight

    Bad Hommie er'ry MumdolfBad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf16 days ago
  • This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

    Derek JeterDerek Jeter16 days ago
  • Lmmfao!!!

    Nneon KnighttNneon Knightt17 days ago
  • AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

    Prevenge IXPrevenge IX17 days ago
  • Peepee poopoo

    who took a shit in the toiletwho took a shit in the toilet17 days ago
  • If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

    Marc HarrisonMarc Harrison17 days ago
  • ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

    Aurora BjørkavågAurora Bjørkavåg17 days ago
  • jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

    milamila17 days ago
  • I should call her

    Keith WelshKeith Welsh17 days ago
  • 3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

    Anirban ChakrabortyAnirban Chakraborty17 days ago
  • I subscribed after 90 seconds

    Qi ZhangQi Zhang17 days ago
  • I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

    Erin T.Erin T.17 days ago
  • You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

    Hope FletcherHope Fletcher17 days ago
  • Ysac is theDoo

    ŸümMy GGGŸümMy GGG17 days ago
  • How did you make the noodles by yourself

    zeyzey18 days ago
  • Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

    Mr DavisMr Davis18 days ago
  • U too funny b

    doddles_of thecraftsdoddles_of thecrafts18 days ago
  • That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

    darknight121000darknight12100018 days ago
  • he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

    wintrparkgrlwintrparkgrl18 days ago
  • Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

    JenJen18 days ago
  • This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

    luke pettisluke pettis19 days ago
  • Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

    Uri RennertUri Rennert19 days ago
  • From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine

    Taila BluTaila Blu19 days ago
  • From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's

    Marin VelenikMarin Velenik19 days ago
  • I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.

    Lorde GheebusLorde Gheebus19 days ago
  • Amazing

    Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخJumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ19 days ago
  • Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers

    PimpleJThomasPimpleJThomas19 days ago
  • Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂

    HypnoToadHypnoToad19 days ago
  • "pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh

    kitten kitsunekitten kitsune19 days ago
  • anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018

    nknk19 days ago
  • I like your voice

    Aulia AliAulia Ali19 days ago
  • Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese

    Brady RyderBrady Ryder19 days ago
  • It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant. Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .

    Er_ TaproEr_ Tapro20 days ago
    • Haha all good. I probably should have titled it "original Alfredo" or something. The battle of the restaurant where he first made it (and then sold) and the one he started up afterward is a funny part of the history as well.

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking17 days ago
    • @You Suck At Cooking i think you're rigth tho he dead , but his restaurant isn't , so you know , i just wanted to complain a little on the internet ; i just wanted to point out that in italy no one makes that type of pasta unless they feel ill , and the recipe that we use , like the one that we actually do , it's just pasta and a little bit of butter ; with that i wanted to say that fettucine alfredo are not an italian dish , cause the only one who makes it that way is this guy called alfredo in his restaurant and Americans . I have been inaccurate but my point wasn't the fact of mr alfredo being alive or not . I'm sorry for wasting your time.

      Er_ TaproEr_ Tapro19 days ago
    • I didn't realize Alfredo di Lelio was still alive. He should be more famous for holding the record for "longest life lived" at 139.

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking19 days ago
  • This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped

    Povilas BerniukevičiusPovilas Berniukevičius20 days ago
  • cardi b is quaking rn

    name surnamename surname20 days ago
  • The salt goes in after the water starts to boil and before you put the noods in.

    BlazinThatBlazinThat20 days ago
  • Na this is not working without il vento d'oro

    ENMAENMA20 days ago
  • Did u noticed there's 2 people making this video That means 👫?

    PlayToy_ Cardi_PlayToy_ Cardi_20 days ago
  • This guy must be trolling us by grating he's cheese manually

    ABUBAKR ISMAILABUBAKR ISMAIL20 days ago
  • You Suck At Cooking makes Adam Ragusea reffrence 😳😳😳

    DaruweenDaruween20 days ago
  • Excuse me sir,I AM exactly 22 and single.who told you ? The gods who suck at cooking ?

    Aarti ChawlaAarti Chawla20 days ago
  • I just pooped and it make such a big explosion that I felt the toilet water go inside my asshole

    M eM e20 days ago
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